His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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