Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
