You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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