I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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