: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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