"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
