I like to think it a success when the cops are called
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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