apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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