Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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