my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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