Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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