In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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