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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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