I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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