I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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