super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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