You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
You left your phone here
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