Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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