Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Can I color on your dick again?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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