Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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