Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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