Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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