margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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