a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
How does one acquire holy water?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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