Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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