I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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