escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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