I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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