He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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