that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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