Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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