Me. At least after what I've been through.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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