South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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