Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
organizing the empties. That sober.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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