She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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