I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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