We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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