there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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