He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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