wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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