Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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