was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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