Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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