We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
thus making me awesome and them whores
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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