never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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