1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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