i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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