Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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