I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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