Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Of course I have a pirate flag
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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