Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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