Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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